Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Irish Order of Nuns to create 100 Jobs

Dublin Nov 17th- The world reknowned Irish Order of Nuns, The Sisters of Empathy announced the creation of 100 nunnery jobs last night. The Head of the Order, Sister Invidia announced that the order is looking for girls who are willing to spread the word of Jesus all over Ireland. "We are fighting back against casual sex, alcohol and reality TV" said Sister Invidia. She continued "there are more people watching the X Factor in Ireland now than are going to confession". The recent restrictions on virginity have been lifted and the order now accepts girls who have "had relations" in a loving relationship. Sluts of course remain unwelcome. Apply online at

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