Fintan O'Toole the unauthorised Biography "The Burden of Knowing Everything"
Old Ireland- November 2010- Rumours abound that Irish chick lit author Cecilia Ahern is about to write the unauthorised biography of Mr Fintan O'Toole. Celebrity Chef and Assistant to the Editor of the Irish Times, Mr O'Toole is rumoured to be none too pleased, Miss Ahern may expose the real story of O'Toole's obsessional hatred of Irish Musical Treasures the Wolfe Tones. Sources close to O'Toole have revealed that a twelve year old O'Toole may have been refused an autograph by one of the Tones and this crushing event may have turned him forever against the band. It is believed that Miss Ahern has also uncovered the genesis of his Drama Criticism. As a young 2nd year O'Toole is rumoured to have written a nineteen act one man play called "ME ME ME" which was received poorly by the two classmates that turned up to the school hall for the three hours. It may be claimed that after this poor review he never put an imaginative pen to paper again.
Ahern may determine the basis for O' Tooles penchant for Offal as exposed on RTE's "The Restaurant". In fact the working title of the book is rumoured to be "Offal and Waffle.....Fintan's story".
Irish Times insiders may tell Cecilia Ahern that inside the Old Lady of D'O'lier Street Mr O'Toole is viewed as Editor Grealdine Kennedy's Gordon Brown. Fintan O'Toole "The Burden of Knowing Everything" is planned for a Summer 2011 release.