Devout Catholic and father of ninteen Billy "rhythm method" Devine was delighted " The Mrs will no longer have to say the rosary while we are having relations, she can lie back and let me enjoy meself".
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Ireland runs out of Condoms after Pope Benny says "Rubbers Rock"
Dublin Nov 27th- Condom mania has broken out in Ireland after former Nazi Youth and Pope Benny Ratzinger has told his flock "knock yourselves out and start using Johnnies". In his ubi et scooby address he told Catholics that condoms are cool now and all that shit about loving relationships was a pile of cockology. Irish Catholics flocked to the pharmacies over the last few days to buy sheaths. Convicted Paedophile Priest Father Roger De Young expressed outrage from his prison cell saying "Benny has lost touch, this is the biggest U Turn since Fish for Friday was relaxed".
Devout Catholic and father of ninteen Billy "rhythm method" Devine was delighted " The Mrs will no longer have to say the rosary while we are having relations, she can lie back and let me enjoy meself".
Devout Catholic and father of ninteen Billy "rhythm method" Devine was delighted " The Mrs will no longer have to say the rosary while we are having relations, she can lie back and let me enjoy meself".
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Re Joseph Ratzinger and the Nazi Youth Movement:
ReplyDeleteHe was compelled to join but he refused to attend any meetings. He never participated in combat. He deserted. The Ratzinger family objected to the Nazis and consequently were forced to move four times. One of Ratzinger's cousins, a 14-year-old boy with Down syndrome, was taken away by the Nazi regime and murdered under the Nazi eugenics campaign