Thursday, November 18, 2010

IMF insist that Ireland Must Sell national treasures-Blarney Stone and Anne Doyle for sale

Dublin November 19th- Ajai Chopra, the IMF man with the task of fixing Ireland last night insisted that all of Ireland's national treasures are now for sale. "Ireland needs to show the bond holders that it is willing to make the ultimate sacrifice, to show that we are serious the Blarney Stone and Anne Doyle will be the first to be sold". Irish Minister for folkllore, heritage and accordian music Ultan Magillicuddy said "It breaks our heart ot have to sell Anne Doyle on the open market but I suppose she is not getting any younger, we may as well get what we can for her". Anne Doyle issued a statement on her website saying ......"one is flattered but one is saddened too but if my sale can save this nation then one will go under the hammer".

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