Saturday, December 11, 2010

anti xfactor facebook GROUP select There's no one as Irish as David Cameron" for Christmas number One!

  A facebook campaign has begun to make  Prime Minister  David Cameron the surprise Christmas Number one. "There's no one as Irish as David Cameron" a single released by Ireland's Corrigan Brothers to celebrate Mr Cameron's very real Irish Roots is fast becoming a download hit and may have enough downloads by the time the Christmas Chart is compiled to make the Prime Minister Number one.

The facebook Link is here

to Download the Song at itunes  use this link

Sunday, December 5, 2010

New TV Show for Joe Duffy-"Come whine with me"

Dublin Dec 4th

   Salt of the Earth superDub and Ireland's champion listener Joe Duffy will host a new RTE TV show called "Come Whine with Me". Based on his successful radio format Duffy will surround himself with moaners, complainers and professional victims for an hour of live TV moaning each week. Joe will go to a different moaners house each week and will be joined by a bunch of random moaners who will then vote on each others venue, quality of whining and Joe's level of empathy . The winner each week will receive 1000 Anglo Irish golf balls!

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Irish Band Corrigan Brothers flattered to be considered for Royal Wedding Gig

photo credit: Terry O'Rourke Ireland

      International you tube Superstars the Corrigan Brothers whose worldwide viral hit “There’s no one as Irish as Barack Obama” has reached almost seven million YouTube hits have confirmed that they are flattered to be considered to perform at the British Royal Wedding.  A spokesperson for  The Irish Band who famously performed at President Obama’s inauguration and whose song has been lauded in a Harvard Academic paper declared that “they will not confirm or deny that they will  be performing at the wedding of Prince William and Kate”
    Prince William and Prince Harry are rumoured to be big fans of the Universal Music and Decca recording artists and  it is believed “There’s no one as Irish as Barack Obama” features regularly on their iPod play list.  Corrigan Brothers are currently recording their second album with the working title –“Build a Bridge and Get over It”.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Green Party Leader Gormley goes nuts in Irish Parlaiment

the Dail- Dublin

  Friend of the Breeding Bitch and lover of nature Green Party supremo Mr John Gormley went nuts in the Irish Parliament (aka the DaiI) yesterday. He arrived into the chamber wearing a bearskin and shoes made from recycled dock leaves and took his position to speak. An emotional Mr Gormley spoke about his sleepless nights worrying about the world and then broke into the Michael Jackson classic "Earth Song". Staying in tune Mr Gormley with arms extended revealing a worrying amount of arm pit hair burst into

"Look what we've done to the the world
What have we done
ahh ahh  ahhhh ahhhh ahh ahh"

Party Colleague Trevor Sargeant managed to administer an organic tranquiliser dart rendering Gormley motionless and minister for health Mary Harney carried him out of the chamber on her shoulder.

Anto "me father and his father before him were Dail Porters" Kelly, the Dail Porter on duty told anyone who would listen to him "dat bleedin Gormley is fookin nuts, he told me dat michael jackson is living inside of him".

The Green Party issued a statement through Paul Gogarty's daughter, " Oook urb la la gooey ook". Brian Cowen welcomed the statement greeting it as "one of the more sensible of the green party's recent announcements".

Monday, November 29, 2010

Corrigan Brothers and Shay Healy New Album "The State of the Nation"

November 30th- A studio Ireland

  Eurovision Winner Shay Healy and President Obama's great Irish Friends  the Corrigan Brothers are rush releasing a new album called "The State of the Nation". With Tracks including "If Finn McCool came back" (a Healy composition that has a special verse about Bertie and his cupboard antics) and "Leo Varaadker-I Just Love him" (which will feature Anglican Canon of Cloughjordan Stephen Neill as Leo) this album will be pitched at the post budget and general election January Market.

Ger Corrigan of the Corrigan Brothers told Begorrah Begorrah, "Shay had been putting a few topical songs together so we decided to make an album. There has never been more material available". Other songs to feature will be "Joan Burton puts me to Sleep" and "the day that Ajai Chopra met Jackie Healy Rae" while "Anglo's 400,000 Golf Balls" tells the story of the only remaining assets of the bank.

Healy and Corrigan Brothers will launch the album at the gates of Leinster house and will invite popular Offally accordianist Brian Cowen to play along for the Launch.

Sean Fitzpatrick qualifies for Free Cheese

Dublin- November 30th  

 Disgraced former Anglo Irish supremo Sean "regulation sucks" Fitzpatrick has ironically qualified for Irish Government Cheese support. Fitzpatrick who told a court hearing last month that he now lives on one hundred and eighty eight euros per month qualifies for the maximum cheese handout, a two kilo block per month or one hundred and twenty easi singles.
 Mr Fitzpatrick is said to be delighted with his calcium rich windfall. Popular Charity worker Sister Clitorata of the "Sisters are doing it for Themselves order" welcomed the news. "It is God's will that Mr Fitzpatrick receives the charity that he is entitled to". Her colleague Sister Vulvana was in less charitable mood " that sneering little prick, I'd like to see him rodgered by a gorilla on steroids".
Mr Fitzpatrick will receive his first cheese handout this week.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Jackie Healy Rae meets Ajai Chopra

Kerry-a Pub-November 28th- Popular South Kerry politician and publican Jackie Healy Rae welcomed IMF enforcer Ajai Chopra to his home place yesterday. Mr Healy Rae showed the IMF man the infrastructural miracle that is South Kerry. Mr Chopra marvelled at the Motorways and Marinas and was stunned to see two public swimming pools in a village of less than seventy people. Chopra was amazed when he said "Mr Healy Rae has achieved so much here and has how you say, held the Government by the bollox, there has been more money spent in South Kerry than in the whole of Luxembourg".
Mr Healy Rae was delighted to host the visit "Yearrah oul Chopra isn't the worsht of them, you have to man mark him, I tould him I'd back him all the way if he lavyes Shouth Kerry alone".
 Surrounded by his seventeen sons all of whom hold council seats in the Kingdom Mr Healy Rae presented Chopra with a copy of "The Field" by John B Keane "have a good read of that now me boyo, look out for the moral of that shtory" said a self satisfied Healy Rae.
Mr Chopra expressed his delight at receiving such an austere and cultural gift, "Mr Jackie is not one for needlessly spending taxpayers money for his own ends".